My obsession for achieving Chairvana started from birth. From the second that my mother first placed me into a highchair, I knew that I had to fight the oppression.
I dropped out of school in the 2nd grade, mainly due to the continuing physical abuse of the chairs I was forced to sit in, and became a self-taught student. Once I finished my self-taught PhD in neuroscience by age 17 (while continuing my quest for Chairvana part-time), I decided to seek closure in my pursuit.
As of current day, I have trekked across all 7 continents searching for the one true chair that will end the suffering that everyday humans have to endure. This exploration often results in persecution, physical attacks, imprisonment, bodily ailments, failed relationships, and being ostracized from certain countries.
I want to clarify that I do not command your praise, but simply accept your support in this journey. I fight for you, for me, for us ALL.